You hear that? That’s the sound of hundreds and hundreds of basic white girls, bunch let’s be honest, a bunch of dudes too, stampeding their way towards a bar in Arizona.
If you’ve ever been out to Scottsdale, Arizona, there’s a really popular bar out there called El Hefe. They also have a location in Tempe and even one here in Chicago, but are also the same folks that do Dierks Bentley’s Whiskey Row chain of bars.
Anyways, that’s not the point, the point is that their Scottsdale location just installed a White Claw Claw Machine. And hang on Tempe, yours is coming soon.
Yep, that very same machine that took your parents money over and over and over again, except instead of being filled with shitty stuffed animals that are impossible to win, it’s filled with America’s new favorite alcoholic beverage. I mean seriously, this shit is literally taking over the world right now.
And if you’re thinking it would be impossible to snag a can, think again. This video from Busted Coverage shows someone that snagged two at once.
Something tells me that Arizona State about to see a major surge in applications right about now.
