‘Teen Mom’ Wannabe Star Said She Made Up Dog Killing Story For Publicity

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Sometimes people really suck ass.

This is one of those cases.

You might remember the story of Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom and her husband, David Eason, who admitted to killing the family dog after it bit their daughter on the face.

Well, that story was total bullshit and they did it all for publicity.

According to Page Six, officials from the Columbus County, North Carolina, Sheriff’s Office said “Jenelle stated that the reason she filed the animal cruelty report was for the publicity and because she did not know where her dog was.”

They found “no blood evidence or any other physical evidence to validate that an animal had been fatally injured on the property.”

She repeatedly changed her story and got skittish, wanting the investigation to stop. Some kind of publicity? Fucking idiots.

They have closed the investigation and no charges will be filed.

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