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A viral video from a Long Island bagel shop is making the rounds which shows a very short crazy douchebag small man going off on female customers and employees because of his short height, and his struggles with dating apps.
He proceeds to get the in belly button of a guy three feet taller than him before getting laid out by another male customer. I think the average dude could punt this guy 44 yards. Frump ass garden gnome.