July is upon us. We’re in the thick of country festival season. We’re all perpetually drunk, spending all our money. It’s a fun time of year, but there are plenty of people makin’ a fool of themselves as well.
Do not, I repeat, do NOT do these things at a country concert…
Get into it with Tim McGraw unless you want your ass kicked.
Start brawling while Kenny Chesney is performing and the Corona is flowing like wine.
Throw a full beer at an artist’s face.
Throw any beer at Toby Keith.
Puke on stage when Dierks Bentley invites you up.
Let the pregame win while you hang on to Earth for dear life.
Fight in the crowd. Don’t be that asshole.
Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.