Louisiana Police Urge People To “Stop Calling Us About Taco Bell”

A police car driving down the street

“911 what’s your emergency?”

“Yeah, umm the Taco Bell is out of both hard, and soft shell, tacos.”

“Ummm sir, that’s not an emergency…”


Believe it or not, that was the scene at a Slidell, Louisiana, Taco Bell recently and it hasn’t been the only report of a similar situation. Similar calls have occurred in Ohio, Florida, Colorado and Texas in the last year.

Thankfully for this Slidell resident, the local police department seemed to have a sense of humor about the situation, however, reporting a non-emergency could absolutely land you in some hot water.

I mean I don’t blame them… is there really anything worse than having your dreams of a Cheesy Gordita Crunch dashed because these dumbasses didn’t order enough shells? I mean shit, you had one job… have tacos.

You know that feeling you get when a hankering for Chick-fil-A comes over you, your mouth starts watering, you can already taste it and then you remember it’s fucking Sunday and they’re closed? So imagine that same exact feeling but it’s not Sunday and you get to Chick-fil-A and they’re still closed… or worse, ran out of chicken. That’s a crime in my book.

Sounds like Taco Bell needs to get their shit together or folks about to be making a citizen’s arrest.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock