Luke Bryan Toasts To Plastic Surgeons After Taking “Big Titties Bra” To The Chest

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Oh, to live the life of Luke Bryan.

While performing at his annual Crash My Playa Music Festival on the sandy shores of Mexico last year, Luke took a rather large bra right to the chest.

“You know you got big titties when your bra knocks the breath out of me.”

However, he was unimpressed with what he called, “aftermarket shit.” “Spend all your money on titties and got a cheap bra,” he said as the crowd roared with laughter.

Headlining your own annual music festival down in Mexico, where tequila is flowing and the bras are flying. It must be nice be Luke Bryan.

Must be real nice.

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