Longhorn Steakhouse Introduces Steak & Bourbon Ice Cream, With Actual Steak In It

Somebody check on Ron Swanson, I think he just had a heart attack.

Longhorn Steakhouse just announced the debut of every man’s dream dessert, AKA, a steak and bourbon-flavored ice cream. Starting July 1st, select Longhorn Steakhouse restaurants will begin to serve this beautiful combination of vanilla ice cream with smoky char steak seasoning, real steak chunks, and a delicious bourbon-infused caramel sauce.

Seriously, call up your lady and tell her you’re taking her out to a nice, extremely reasonably priced, fancy steak dinner next weekend. When the waiter asks if you’d like to see the dessert menu, you know what to do.

Get excited.

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