This Floating Picnic Table Is A Helluva Lot Cheap Than Buying A Boat

A group of people in a pool

Have you ever thought about how nice it would be to sit down at a table in the middle of a lake and play some cards, maybe enjoy an ice cold beer?

Of course you haven’t because that’s absolutely ridiculous. But is it?

Thanks to the good folks at Rhino, it’s about to become a reality. Their floating picnic table comfortably holds five adults, or up to 600 pounds, features an 8 foot by 6 foot table top with cup holders built in, and it has hooks to attach your cooler. Plus, at only $600 bucks, it’s a helluva lot cheaper than buying a boat.

Not exactly sure how you steer the thing, but who really cares? Get your friends, get some beers, and get ready to float your ass on down the river.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock