Cody Johnson’s “Nothin’ On You” Will Get You Pregnant

Lawd have mercy, this is a steamy one.

This is a light some candles, turn the lights off, and bust out the oil one (OK, maybe no oil needed).

This is a tell the dog mommy and daddy need some alone time one.

This is a pause The Bachelorette, we need to get busy one.

Cody Johnson’s “Nothin’ On You” is a standout track from his Ain’t Nothin’ to It album, and it will basically get you pregnant. I have no science to back that up, but take my word. These baby-makers are some of my favorite country songs. You and your significant other, a bottle of wine, and some sexy time (Borat voice).

This definitely needs to be a single, and if it does become one…watch the babies come.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock