Dale Jr.’s Mayonnaise and Banana Sandwich Still Gives Me Nightmares

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Good Lord.

Back in 2016, Dale Jr. had a tweet go viral. That tweet showed Dale making a Mayonnaise and Banana sandwich. And yes, he was serious. The thought of it gives me nightmares to this day. Apparently it’s some fringe Southern delicacy, but every review you read says it’s awful and fucked up in every way.

Even the legendary Gordon Ramsay weighed in, and was in disgust, pleading with Jr. to call him.

If you eat this, I need to know why and how. Please help me understand.

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