Miller Lite Unveils The “Cantroller,” A Functional Video Game Controller/Beer Can That You Can Actually Drink

Nobody:

Literally, nobody:

Miller Lite:

“Let’s make a Miller Lite can that you can connect to your laptop and play video games with. We’ll call it, The Cantroller.”

That’s right people, Miller Lite just unveiled a fully-functioning video game controller that was integrated right into the standard Miller Lite can. Don’t get me wrong, I’m always up for a good game of Beerio Kart, but drinking out of the controller seems more complicated than it needs to be.

The can features 12 ounces of refreshing Miller Lite, a rechargeable lithium ion battery good for 3 hours of game play, micro USB and bluetooth capabilities, and, of course a functional 10-button controller made with a printed, bendable circuit board that can wrap around the can.

According to Yahoo, Miller Lite only made 200 of these things, (AKA 199 more than they probably needed to) and you can’t actually buy them right now. However, if you can win a Cantroller by beating comedian Eric Andre in a one-on-one Street Fighter battle on Wednesday night at E3 in Los Angeles.

Book your flights… I guess.

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