Some guys have a difficult time comprehending things when it comes to a relationship. Like this dude.
The poor SOB had to get creative, and creepy, and desperate when his ex-girlfriend blocked him on Instagram. Obviously he knew she wouldn’t return his calls, texts, etc so what’s the logical thing to do?
* light bulb goes off *
That’s right, create fake Instagram accounts that somewhat resemble statements/sentences, and request to follow her on Instagram so she gets notified constantly.
@julia_youre_fucking_killing_me is by far his best attempt. A Hail Mary with no time left and your team down by a touchdown. The pass fell incomplete, though.
Pathetic, sad, and cringeworthy but equally hilarious.