Uber Finally Introduces ‘Quiet Mode’ To Help You Politely Tell Your Driver To Shut The F*ck Up

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About fucking time Uber…

If you hate talking with overly chipper strangers on your way to the airport at 6 in the morning, (AKA everybody) Uber’s brand new feature is everything you’ve ever dreamed of.

The rideshare giant just rolled out “Quiet Mode” for Uber Black and Uber SUV which let’s your driver know that they should shut their damn trap because you don’t want to engage in any form of conversation.

How fucking great is that? Now if only we could get “Quiet Mode” in every other area of life…

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