In all seriousness, what’s more country than a denim speedo? Well, a lot.
A company, Shinesty, is actually selling denim speedos called THE DAYTONA DONG SARONG JEADO SWIM BRIEF.
It’s a total abomination, but makes for a good gift. One of those “maybe if he gets drunk enough at the lake he’ll put these on and embarrass himself” gifts.
Here’s what they look like…