Taco Bell Is Opening “The Bell: Hotel & Resort” This Summer & Your Summer Vacation Plans Are Set

I know you can’t believe everything you see on the internet these days, but would I lie about something as serious as a Taco Bell resort?

Nope, this is 100% NOT a joke.

According to Fox News, Taco Bell is planning to open up a giant Taco Bell-themed resort and hotel in Palm Springs, California, this summer. Reservations at “The Bell” will begin in June, however the grand opening is set for August 9th.

“From check-in to check-out, The Bell: A Taco Bell Hotel and Resort reimagines what a hotel stay can be, unveiling a destination inspired by tacos and fueled by fans. Everything from guest rooms to breakfast and poolside cocktails will be infused with a Taco Bell twist, making this the flavor-filled getaway of 2019.”

The hotel and resort will also offer feature an exclusive gift shop with merchandise that you will only be able to get there, along with exclusive menu items made just for the resort. An onsite salon will offer Taco Bell-inspired nail art and hairstyles options, you know, if that’s your thing.

What a time to be alive. And, you thought Taco Bell meant business when they started serving beer at their Cantinas? Child’s play. How about an entire fucking resort dedicated to everybody’s favorite taco establishment.

I’m 100% having my honeymoon here.

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