Truck Driver In Late 20’s Posts Creepy Craigslist Ad Asking For Female Roommate That Will Become His GF

A man sitting on a truck

Dude. Guy.

The desperation here is palpable. You want to know how to not get a girlfriend? This right here. A Milwaukee truck driver in his late 20’s wants a female roommate at a cost of $200 a month, but she will need to become his girlfriend.

A row of colorful cans

HE HAS WIFI STOP TRAFFIC.

HE HAS A SMART TV CALL ELON MUSK.

HE HAS NEW FURNITURE AND A MATTRESS WATCH OUT.

Ryan Gosling who?

On the bright side, it is rent-free. I assume he wants her helping out with the groceries and electric bill.

A black coffee maker on a counter

A beer bottle on a dock

STAY ENTERTAINED

A RIFF ON WHAT COUNTRY IS REALLY ABOUT

A beer bottle on a dock