Dude. Guy.
The desperation here is palpable. You want to know how to not get a girlfriend? This right here. A Milwaukee truck driver in his late 20’s wants a female roommate at a cost of $200 a month, but she will need to become his girlfriend.
HE HAS WIFI STOP TRAFFIC.
HE HAS A SMART TV CALL ELON MUSK.
HE HAS NEW FURNITURE AND A MATTRESS WATCH OUT.
Ryan Gosling who?
On the bright side, it is rent-free. I assume he wants her helping out with the groceries and electric bill.