Truck Driver In Late 20’s Posts Creepy Craigslist Ad Asking For Female Roommate That Will Become His GF

Dude. Guy.

The desperation here is palpable. You want to know how to not get a girlfriend? This right here. A Milwaukee truck driver in his late 20’s wants a female roommate at a cost of $200 a month, but she will need to become his girlfriend.

HE HAS WIFI STOP TRAFFIC.

HE HAS A SMART TV CALL ELON MUSK.

HE HAS NEW FURNITURE AND A MATTRESS WATCH OUT.

Ryan Gosling who?

On the bright side, it is rent-free. I assume he wants her helping out with the groceries and electric bill.

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