You Can Now Dress Exactly Like The Bourbon Aisle In Your Favorite Store

A man standing in front of a shelf of liquor bottles

What a time to be alive.

Why spend countless hours trying to pick out a shirt to wear, browsing the Whiskey Riff Shop for the best in country music and lifestyle apparel, or even worse, spend zillions on designer bullshit, when you can perfectly blend in with your the bourbon section at your favorite liquor store?

Thanks to the good folks at the Lexington tourism center, your bourbon dreams are about to become a reality.

Ok, obviously this is a joke, but VisitLEX, the Lexington center for tourism, knows that bourbon is big in Kentucky and they’re banking on you coming there to drink some. However, as much as it is a joke a very limited number of shirts will be available at their VisitLEX Visitor Center on Friday, June 14 at 10 a.m.

Very specific place and time to get one, but if you’re in the area, you can pick one of their three different styles, modeled after Kroger, Liquor Barn, and Rite-Aid.

Personally, I’m more of a Kroger guy myself.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

If you actually like whiskey apparel, make sure to visit the Whiskey Riff Shop.

A group of people in the snow

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A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock