Florida Man Arrested For Not Removing “I EAT A**” Bumper Sticker From Chevy Truck

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This might be the best Florida Man of 2019.

23 year-old Dillon Webb was arrested after he refused to remove an “I EAT ASS” bumper sticker from his Chevy pickup truck.

COME ON LET THE MAN LIVE A LITTLE.

The bumper sticker violates a state obscenity law apparently, so the police officer asked him to remove an “s” from “ass.” Webb refused, so he was arrested for obscene writing on vehicles and resisting an officer without violence.

According to the Lake City Reporter, police asked Webb how “a parent of a small child would explain the meaning of the words,” and Webb replied that it would be “up to the parent.”

This guys seems like a level-headed dude…that likes to eat ass.

Look at that ass-eatin’ grin.

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