Woooooweeeeee Faster Horses fans better hang on to your asses because those tents are about to be bumping.
Tinder is introducing “Festival Mode,” and it works exactly like you would think. You pick which festival you’re about to attend and then you get the opportunity to match with people that are also attending before the party even starts.
During the week leading up… all day, every day.
Participating festivals include a bunch of EDM ones that I don’t care about, Bonnaroo and one of country’s wildest… Faster Horses.
“It’s no secret that Tinder is a must-have app for singles attending music festivals around the world. We consistently see a spike in Tinder use as tens of thousands of music fans come together, so we wanted to create a new experience that makes it easier to connect with other concert-goers before even setting foot on festival grounds,” says Tinder CMO Jenny Campbell.
Translation: Y’all are fixin’ to fuck in some muddy-ass tents and we gonna make it even easier.
Talk about a game changer. Remember the days when all you could do was hope to meet someone in line at the porta-potty and both be drunk enough to go in there together for a little hand stuff?Those days are GONE.
Now instead of getting to the festival, setting up camp, cracking a few cold ones, and THEN getting on the Tinder to find the lucky lady who’s going to enjoy your 3 and a half minutes of less-than-satisfying love-making, these fellas are going to be walking through the gate with their flags already flying at full staff. Signed, sealed, delivered. Quickie in the parking lot walking in, before the shows start, between sets, during that shitty song that you would normally skip to take a piss, after the show, whenever Florida Georgia Line comes on. The possibilities are endless.
And, thankfully for you, we have the soundtrack to your boot-knocking right here. The Whiskey Riff Baby-Makin’ Playlist, except please wrap that shit up, you saw what happened at Coachella didn’t you?
Tinder is doing their part, we’re doing our part, Viagra and Bud Light are guaranteed to both be in the mix, I mean, I don’t know how this could be any easier.
Congrats on the sex…
Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.