Toddler Has Trained Her Bird To Attack People On Her Screaming Command

This is some demon shit right here.

According to a story from AV Club, this toddler’s scream has the ability to summon the birds of the air into attack mode, reigning fiery beaks down from the heavens. Ok, it’s really just her little pet jungle bird, but still, she screams and it attacks.

Does she have special powers? Is she the avian equivalent to Aquaman? Nobody will know except the victims that her little bird wreaks havoc on.

You’ve been warned…

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