Two Men Break Into NC State Sorority House To Steal, Wait For It… Snacks

Oh, the humanity…

According to ABC 11, NC State University police are investigating after officers said two college-aged men went into the Kappa Delta sorority house, stole snacks and ran out.

Faith Rickerts, who lives in the Kappa Delta house, said she heard someone enter the door code and come into the house on Tuesday night. Two men wearing shorts and t-shirts went into the house and stole several snack items. 

Is nothing sacred anymore?

For fuck’s sake you can’t even send your children to college these days with a bag of Doritos without the fear of Chad and Brad robbing them. However, if they came in with the door code, this was obviously an inside job. The ladies of Kappa Delta got themselves a rat problem… gnawing, cheese eating, fucking rat problem.

You know what happens to rats? They get exterminated. Snitches get stitches Becky… and rats get the fuck beat out of them with a bat, or something like that. I wouldn’t know, I’m not a rat.

Then again, if you do creepy shit like this… you don’t deserve snacks.

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