Where was this when I was kid?
The good folks at Pool Candy are taking your summer to the next level with their new motorized, twin propeller, pool float… and it even has a cup holder.
It has two joy-sticks for full 360 degree control, kind of like those big lawn mowers you probably have never been on either, but still, this thing is a game changer. No more paddling around the lake like a drunk toddler, uselessly spending that drinking energy on movement, with the “Splash Runner,” (yeah, that’s what it’s called) moving from the cooler to the middle of the lake (and back) is as easy as the push of a button. Those lazy pool days just got lazier.
Your summer will never be the same.
