What is even happening anymore?
How did we get to this point? How did we get to the point where people are cheering on a 12-year old as he chugs a bottle of water onstage? How did we get to the point where Mason fucking Ramsey is playing sold-out shows at Exit/In, a venue that’s hosted everybody from Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash to Billy Joel?
Well folks, unfortunately we’re here, and at this point, it looks like it’s too late to turn back now, dammit. From weirdly singing Hank Williams songs in the toy aisle of Walmart to literally crowd surfing on an inflatable horse while an entire crowd of grown-ass adults sings along to EVERY FUCKING WORD of “Famous.”
I want off this ride…
