The New ‘Child’s Play’ Trailer Is Here & It’ll Give You Nightmares

It seems like every movie these days is just a remake of another one from 20 years ago. All the Disney movies, all the horror movies, we’re still doing the Star Wars saga… I’m not complaining, I just think I’m going to get into the movie business and make a career of pitching remakes.

Anyways, 1988 is the year I was born and also the year Chucky made his debut on our television screens and subsequently in my nightmares. I mean I was probably 5 the first time I saw that movie (wtf mom?) and threw out every toy I ever had after it. Since then, I don’t fuck with scary movies. None of them.

Now, I’m 30 years old and they’re remaking Child’s Play with newer, scarier technology and it’s still a big fat “no” from me dawg.

A kitchen with a sink and a toaster oven

I mean, I kind of have a hard time taking Aubrey Plaza seriously after she kept trying to fuck Robert Di Nero in that Zac Efron movie, but still, I don’t think I can bring myself to watch this. No way, not happening. Hard pass.

From the producers of It (also a big hell no), Child’s Play will hit theaters on June 21st. Watch the trailer and decide for yourself.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock