Florida Kid Arrested For Wrestling A Fake Alligator In Shopping Mall Pond Because… Florida

Good God Florida, it’s like you want us to make fun of you.

I mean, what’s more “Florida” than wrestling a fake alligator in the pond at the shopping mall? Nothing.

According to ABC News, Gianny Sosa-Hernandez, 18,  was charged with criminal mischief after damaging the display alligator at The Falls Shopping Center in Miami-Dade County, according to the Miami-Dade Police Department.

Gianny went full blown WWE on the alligator, elbow dropping him from top rope, giving him the Randy Orton signature “RKO,” and pinning him for the championship belt. Unfortunately, for Gianny, that fake alligator costed about $4,000 bucks (of course a store in Florida would pay that much for a fake alligator) and now he’s in trouble.

But wait, there’s more.

Gianny is also the same idiot that got arrested for pretending to “RKO” his high school principle last week.

Dude, you know that wrestling isn’t real right? It’s guys with barely any close on pretending to fight each other? Nobody that’s over the age of 12 should be this heavily invested in wrestling, let alone feel the need to go around RKO-ing everything in site. Or, you know, keep doing this and making me laugh. Either way.

Let’s be honest here, he’s probably one more viral video away from becoming an internet star and making more money than me.

A beer bottle on a dock


A beer bottle on a dock