Tax Day sucks.
Some of you might be all giddy about the refund check you’re about to get, but I’m more in the “drink heavily until I forget how much I’m about to pay the government” group of taxpayers. That being said, we can rest easy knowing that no matter how much it absolutely sucks to pay taxes, it’ll never be as bad as this Zac Brown song, “God Given,” which is unfortunately a pure waste of Zac’s God-given talent. I mean, if my dad put on a beanie and tried to rap about Gucci, I’m pretty sure it would look a lot like this.
In this world, nothing can be said to be certain except death and taxes… and well, I’m unquestionably certain that this is the saddest moment of Zac’s career.