NOPE. NO. NO WAY.
Look at the creepy fucking thing…
That’s called a cassowary – it’s a giant bird, can’t fly, can be 6 feet tall, has daggers on its feet, and is considered the most dangerous bird in the world.
A 75-year-old Florida man, Marvin Hajos, was killed on his cassowary farm by one, or both, of the birds according to USA Today.
That has to be one of the worst ways to go.
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