You were thinking Florida? Always a good guess, but this gem comes to us from the great white north of Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
According to KCBD, a mother and son, along with the family dog Bo, wreaked havoc on their local Walmart. The Eau Claire Police Department identified 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo.
All hell broke loose when Bo, who didn’t have a leash, began running throughout the store. While Benny was trying to track down Bo, Lisa began tearing apart the store displays until security asked her to leave. She left the store and proceeded into the parking lot where she began to do karate until the police arrived. When the police tried to arrest her, she kicked out the back window of the police cruiser. Appareantly, she’s pretty good at karate.
Meanwhile, Benny stripped off all of his clothes and is running around the store naked eventually commandeering an electric scooter and trying to run over the responding police officers. Bo left the store with a box of cornbread mix in his mouth.
Benny was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. His mom was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping. Bo, however, was let off with a warning… because, you know, he’s a dog.
One minute you’re shopping, minding your own business and then next you thing you know, a woman and her song and their klepto-dog are burning that place to the ground.
Sadly, this is all just par for the course. Karate in the parking lot, naked men on scooters, dogs stealing cornbread… just another day at your friendly neighborhood Walmart.