Chris D’Elia’s Hysterical Rant Is My Favorite Part Of Coachella

Every single year, I look forward to Coachella for one reason, and only one reason.

Watching this video from Chris D’Elia.

Every year, when this stupid festival rolls around, I watch this video and celebrate the fact that I will NOT be there with all the other morons that pay a thousand dollars to stand in a field like a herd of cows and listen to songs that they don’t really like from stupid bands like Sparklehorse.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.