Drunk Shirtless Florida Man Arrested At Olive Garden After Eating Spaghetti With His Hands

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FLORIDA MAN!

Wow, this one might be my favorite of the year.

The headline really tells the whole story. Ben Padgett was found on a bench outside a Florida Olive Garden shoveling spaghetti into his face, shirtless, and reeking of booze. Sounds like a slow Thursday for me.

Prior to this, he caused a disturbance inside, asking an employee if he had “male or female sex organs.”

He was arrested for disorderly intoxication and while in the police car, smashed his forehead open after repeatedly hitting his head on the metal cage partition.

Here he is. The #1 Florida Man of 2019.

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h/t, photo via Miami Herald

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