You think it’s easy being a prize stud bull? It’s not. Sure, laying around, doing nothing but having sex all day sounds like a cushy dream job, but every so often a helicopter lands next to your bed, scaring the absolute shit out of you, which, of course, sends you running, you break your penis, and now they’ll probably have to kill you.
Life kinda sucks huh?
According to VRT News, that’s exactly what happened to a prize stud bull in Belgium and now the farmer is demanding to be compensated. Apparently, the chopper made a landing in the farmer’s field to attend to a medical emergency. Our young bull here was in said field, mid-coitus, knockin’ hooves with pretty young cow when the landing spooked him, subsequently breaking his prize schwanz. The farmer is seeking just 4,000 euros, the price he paid for the bull.
If nothing else, let’s use this unfortunate story to remind ourselves that life is fleeting and your circumstances can change in the blink of an eye. One minute you can be on top of the world, a literal sex machine, and in the next you have a broken penis and a one-way ticket to the slaughterhouse.
Unfortunate? Absolutely, but that’s how life works sometimes. After all, we’re all just a phone call away from having our entire lives turned completely upside down. Appreciate what you have, while you have it. Live in the moment and never take anything for granted. You never know when everything could be gone.
Bet you didn’t think we were going there with this story. Who would’ve thought a broken bull penis is such a metaphor for the uncertainty of life?
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