Big & Rich Introduced As “Gender-Bending, Multi-Platinum, Superstars” At Predators Game

This might get ol’ John kicked off of Fox News. I kid… everybody relax.

It’s become customary for a music star to sing the Star Spangled Banner at Predator playoff games in recent years, and during last night’s Game 1 matchup against Dallas, Big & Rich got the call. They also got quite the introduction…

“These gender-bending, multi-platinum superstars, took the music scene by storm and never looked back…please welcome Big & Rich.”

We can all safely assume the announcer meant to say “genre,” but still, doesn’t mean it’s not funny. Also, since when are Big & Rich genre-bending superstars anyway? And, why are they singing the national anthem? Not exactly known to be two vocal powerhouses, nobody else in town was available? I have so many questions…

And yet, the most satisfying part of this whole ordeal is that the Predators lost, at home, to the Stars.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.