Find You A Person You Can Drunk Dance In The Kitchen With While Listening To 90’s Country

“Goals” this, “goals” that.

Enough with this nonsense. This fake bullshit littering your Instagram feed of couples pretending “OMG everything is so amazing, we’re basically Thomas Rhett and Lauren!”

No, you’re not. Back to reality, and real life.

Find you a person you can get drunk with, dance in the kitchen with, all while blasting some 90’s country. It legitimately does not get any better. If you’re lucky, you have a dog that’ll jump in too.

The older you get, the more you realize how fun it is to just get drunk in your own house. It’s a fucking BLAST. Seriously. I live for that shit these days at 30.

“John Deere Green” is of course a great pick for a night like this. But, maybe you want something slow…

That’s where Lonestar’s “Amazed” comes in.

Maybe you two really drank too much. That’s where “Chattahoochee” come in.

Sammy Kershaw’s “She Don’t Know She’s Beautiful” – yup.

“Just To See You Smile” by McGraw – double yup.

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The list goes on, and on, and on.

So, if you’re looking to save some money on your next date night, and make a memory, all you need is some booze, the right person, and some 90’s country.

We have the playlist covered.

Your favorite 90’s country tees RIGHT HERE.

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.