Florida Man Gets Drunk On Fireball (3x Legal Limit), Gets In Golf Cart, Drives Around Retirement Community, Gets DUI

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The Florida man returns.

The Florida man stories will never stop.

A 45-year-old man was arrested after blowing a .292 and operating a golf cart in a Florida retirement community called The Villages.

According to WFTV:

“Dean Hooks seemed groggy, his eyes were watery and bloodshot, he smelled of alcohol and he had difficulty answering simple questions, including when he was asked for his name, investigators said. They said he became very defensive when he was asked for his address and his date of birth.

Deputies said Hooks told them he does not normally wear glasses, but he had a pair of glasses hanging from his shirt.”

He had a 1.75L bottle of Fireball (opened) and four mini bottles in the golf cart with him. He was then arrested. 

Apparently this guy didn’t stop drinking Fireball after college like the rest of us.

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