Heinz Adds “Kranch” (Ketchup & Ranch) To Their Lineup Of Must-Have Combo Sauces

They say the key to starting a good business is to identify a problem in society, and then solve it.

Apparently, one of the biggest problems in our society right now is properly mixing two condiments together… and Heinz is here to solve it.

In addition to their Mayochup, Mayocue, and Mayomust (I think you can figure out what those are made of) Heinz is releasing their brand new “Kranch” this month, a mixture of ketchup and ranch. After the success of Mayochup, and their regular mayonnaise, Heinz had no choice but to continue to experiment with sauce combos.

“After seeing the unprecedented passion surrounding this product, including the nearly one million votes on social media and 500,000 votes in favor of bringing it stateside, launching Mayochup in the U.S. was a no-brainer,” said Nicole Kulwicki, Director of Marketing for Heinz. “We’re excited to officially welcome Heinz Mayochup sauce to the Heinz family of products, including ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce and our most recent addition, Heinz mayonnaise.”

All of them, including the new Kranch, retail at $3.49, you know, if you can’t mix ranch and ketchup on your own…

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