If you have a beard, good.
If you don’t, grow one.
If you missed it, Busch beer said they would be making Beer’d Oil as an April Fools’ Day joke. The response was crazy, so they followed it up saying they actually are going to make it now. In their follow-up tweet, they said:
“So, Busch Beer’d Oil WAS a joke. But like beards, this idea is growing on us…we’re gonna make this happen, stay tuned!”
I’ll stay tuned. BUSCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.