The funny thing about drinking is that once you do it long enough, you start thinking to yourself… how can I be more productive with my hobby?
Here’s your answer.
Our redneck engineer over here decided to put all that wine swilling and beer drinking to good use, plus make that beer money back, by constructing these stunning birdhouses. I mean, put one of these in your yard and who knows what kind of birds you’re going to have occupying your yard. We’re talking birds with drug dependencies, the kinds of birds that take a bite out of an apple at Walmart and then put it back on the shelf, the kind of birds that park in the handicap section even though they can fly just fine, birds with domestic disturbance issues, the list is endless. The police birds are probably going to be called to this house pretty often, but you’ll have a front row seat to all the action… and that’s all part of the charm.
Are you going to attract some cardinals, an oriole, maybe a blue jay or two? Hell no, those are classy birds. No we’re talking shit birds like pigeons, maybe a murderous warbler or two. Probably a goose but those fucks couldn’t fit in there so they’ll just hang out on the front porch.
For the low low price of $38.00, all of that, everything I just described… that could be yours.