April Fools’ Joke That’s Not An April Fools’ Joke On April 2nd: Boy Band King Calaway Will Open A Stadium Show For GARTH BROOKS

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What is going on?

The lab-made One Direction wannabe group, King Calaway, will open for Garth Brooks at his U.S. Bank Stadium show in Minneapolis, MN on May 3, 2019.

Yes, that Garth Brooks. The guy with the g on his hat…

Yes, a fucking STADIUM. Where a pro football team plays…

I could name 1,789 artists more deserving than this H&M advertisement…

Stop the madness.

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Photo Credit: Rachel Deeb

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