The ‘Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark’ Trailer Is Here & It’s Gonna Be A Big “Nope” From Me

Remember this shit?

As a 3rd grader, I loved reading Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, but as a 30-year-old, grown-ass man… it’s gonna be a no from me dawg. The trailer from Benicio del Toro’s upcoming horror flick is here and I’m pretty sure the nostalgia isn’t going to be enough to overcome my disdain for scary movies.

Hard pass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l70exJOoNeE

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