I See Your Wide-Neck Guy & Raise You Long-Head Guy

How is this even real?

We all remember this guy? He had his 15 seconds of fame after his abnormal large neck made his mugshot go viral.

Then, there’s this guy…

Apparently, he beat someone with a bat, but whatever… I’m sure that’s happening all over right now. My only take away from all of this is “look at that guy’s fucking head!”

Whiskey Riff is the most entertaining country site…ever.