Tyson Recalling 69,000 Pounds Of Chicken Strips Because There Might Be Metal In Them


How do you fuck up chicken strips?

Traditionally, it’s impossible. The shittiest of shitty bars will still put out a decent chicken strip. They’re fool-proof, unless…there’s metal in them.

Tyson is recalling over 69,000 pounds of its chicken strips because two reports claimed that customers found metal fragments in their strips.

“Even though these reports involved only two packages, out of an abundance of caution, the company is recalling these products. Tyson Foods has received no reports of injuries or illnesses associated with the affected product,” they said in a press release. According to Bustle, the products included in the recall are 25-oz. bags of Buffalo Style Chicken Strips, Fully Cooked with the UPC code 023700014092; 25-oz. bags of Fully Cooked Crispy Chicken Strips-Chicken Breast Strip Fritters with Rib Meat with the UPC code 023700014108; and 20-lb. boxes of Fully Cooked Buffalo Style Chicken Strips, Chicken Breast Strip Fritters with Rib Meat & Sauce with the UPC code 00031400076746.

They have the establishment code P7221 and a use by date of Nov. 30, 2019.

“No antibiotics ever!” but maybe metal.

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