Genius. Pure genius. And, some of you probably don’t even know why yet.
In my 30 years on planet Earth, I’ve seen a lot. In the last 12 of those, what I’m going to call my drinking years, I’ve seen every trick in the book. Secret compartments in every day products, hacks to reseal water bottles, clever places to hide a flask, secret flasks, and even gimmicks like the “Beer Belly.” You name it, I’ve seen it. Some work well, and some don’t, but rarely in my life have I been so captivated by the sheer genius of someone’s method for smuggling something into a festival. Like, does the Cartel need help? If she can so easily hide and entire water bottle full of vodka in such plain sight, imagine how easily she could move a few kilos across the border. Just saying…
This is first-ballot Hall of Fame, Jordan, Brady-esque Mount Rushmore of GOATness. The rest of us? The 12th man picking their nose on the bench of on a middle school B Team that your own parents don’t even come to watch.
We never want to encourage illegal activities (lol), but should she get an award or something? I mean, shit…
