Is Toy Story the greatest animated series of all time?
As a grown-ass man with no children, am I going to see Toy Story 4?
The first official full-length trailer for Toy Story 4 dropped today and naturally fans are freaking out. When I say fans, I’m talking about adults like me. The Toy Story saga belongs to us, not the kids right now. They have no appreciation for the history Woody and Buzz, they don’t know shit. So when I go to the theater next summer, do me a favor, leave your kids at home. I don’t want them to ruin this for me with their talking and their crying and their bullshit.
“On the road of life there are old friends, new friends, and stories that change you.”
Toy Story 4 hits theaters June 21.
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