This Guy Tried Robbing A Papa John’s With Drumsticks

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This is the face of a man that tried robbing a Lincoln, NE Papa John’s with…drumsticks.

Not chicken drumsticks (which I assumed first), but drumsticks you use to play the drums. According to KLIN, an “employee reported a man holding drumsticks and a cardboard sign that said ‘Give me everything in the register.'”

He ended up getting nothing and ran away, got arrested, and now has been charged with attempted robbery and criminal mischief. 33-year-old Joseph Peterson (below) did not have a good plan.

Terrible planning.

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