That’s what Kyle Ryan Elliott from North Carolina told cops after seeing a bottle of Fireball Whisky in the squad car (it was confiscated from someone else) – he was being arrested for DWI.
Cops pulled Elliott over in his truck after they saw him leaving a bar with his girlfriend, who happened to be puking out the truck window. He claimed he was taking her to get diabetes medicine, but medical staff said she was fine. Nice try, guy.
This dude has “I’m not a smart man” written all over his face.