30-year-old Justin Jacob Snyder was caught stealing wood chips, brisket, and a blender from an Arizona Walmart according to ABC15. Security cameras spotted him as he was leaving the store with his BBQ setup, and he was subsequently charged with shoplifting.
No word on the kind of wood chips he went with, but the guy wants to smoke meat, not meth. And probably blend some margs. Bust out the lawn chairs.