Coors Light Launches New “Smart Tap,” Gives Free Beer Any Time Bud Light Talks Sh*t

If you watched the Super Bowl, or… you know, have any basically form of technology, you know that Bud Light called out Miller and Coors for having corn syrup in their beer, sparking the great beer war of 2019.

However, in an effort to “refresh the conversation,” the good people at Coors Light are going to be refreshing your beers. Introducing “The Coors Light,” the world’s first smart beer tap that listens for Bud Light negativity and lights up when it finds it. When that light comes on, the next round of refreshing Coors Light is on them. So basically, the more Bud keeps talking shit, the more beers you get to drink for free.

Initially, The Coors Light smart tap will launch in five cities (New York, Philadelphia, Dallas, Omaha and Las Vegas) on March 21st, the start of March Madness.