Group Of Chickens Teamed Up To Kill A Fox… Because They’re Vicious Dinosaurs

If you have chickens, you know they’re not some cute little farm animal, they’re fucking vicious dinosaurs. Here’s the proof…

According to the Guardian, a group of chickens at a poultry farm in France ganged up on a fox that entered their henhouse… and KILLED it. The coop has automatic doors that close at sundown, most likely trapping the fox inside. And, to be fair, the fox was trying to eat them and their eggs, but not this time. Fox got jacked.

“There, in the corner, we found this dead fox,” Pascal Daniel, the head of farming at the school, told AFP. “There was a herd instinct and they attacked him with their beaks. These are chickens which live in the open and are used to fighting against buzzards. So, when the fox entered the chicken pen, they made the most of getting rid of him, and the fox found himself trapped.”

“The chickens, in a group, wedged him in a corner and attacked him until the fox’s stomach was completely pecked.”

Holy shit… and you think they’re birds? Psh…

In the words of Joe Rogan, they’re ferocious fucking dinosaurs.

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