Guy Selling Boat After Realizing His Wife Saying “Do Whatever The F**k You Want” Doesn’t Mean Do Whatever You Want

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If she says “do whatever the fuck you want” she doesn’t actually mean “do whatever the fuck you want.”

As this hilarious ad points out, you can’t take that comment literally. I’ve learned that a while ago, but some guys take a bit longer to understand that simple concept. This boat is up for sale after Mike’s wife wasn’t too thrilled with his purchase.

“Need gone ASAP!”

“Only 35 hours on it.”

“I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of loving wife. Apparently ‘do whatever the fuck you want’ doesn’t mean what I thought.”

No, Mike. It does not.

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