Guy Takes Too Much Ambien & Proposes To Girlfriend, Doesn’t Remember Any Of It

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We’ve all blacked out before… well, most of us. If blacking out and waking up in jail with no recollection of how you got there is the most terrifying scenario you can imagine, I would have to think that this would be a close second.

According to this Today I Fucked Up Reddit thread, a man that was having trouble sleeping took a few Ambiens and woke up engaged to his girlfriend. The worst part? He doesn’t remember any of it.

“I decided to take 4 10mg Ambiens (I’m an idiot) and I had an engagement ring in my drawer that I traded for some other jewelry because I buy and sell stuff on Craigslist. Anyways, long story short, I woke up and she was wearing the ring on her finger and had explained what had happened and I was just shook because I couldn’t remember shit.”

In his Ambien stupor, he even made it Facebook official.

“I go on my Facebook and apparently my ambien drugged brain changed my relationship status to engaged and it got 150+likes before I fuckin’ saw it.” 

Ouch… once it’s Facebook official, there’s no going back. Ambien’s a helluva drug…

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h/t New York Post

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